Allaire to Nowhere
Song Background/Inspiration
The EP's origin story, told porch-style: two brothers in a Minnesota basement in 1995, an engine that powered half the early web, three corporate weddings, a denominational split, and a grandchild running free. A folk ballad about how the road everyone called a dead end just kept going.
Lyrics
Two brothers up in Minnesota, winter ninety-five
Built a little engine just to bring the web alive
One tag and a query, simple as a prayer
And they signed it with the family name - they called the company Allaire
Nobody saw it coming, what a basement dream could do
By the time the century turned over, the web was running through
It's a long road from Allaire to nowhere
Funny how nowhere never came
Every sign said dead end up ahead there
But the wheels kept turning just the same
From Allaire to nowhere - and back again
Then the big fish came in oh-one, swallowed up the small
Macromedia colors flying in the hall
They tore her down to nothing, rebuilt her bones anew
Raised her up on Java, showed her Flash how to move
Some swore it was the ending, the obituary ran
But the brothers' little engine didn't read it - didn't give a damn
It's a long road from Allaire to nowhere
Funny how nowhere never came
Every sign said dead end up ahead there
But the wheels kept turning just the same
From Allaire to nowhere - and back again
Oh-five, another wedding, now the name on the door says Adobe
Third set of business cards, same old code below
And the family started splitting like a church out on the plain
Some went off with Railo, then Lucee took the flame
Different hymnals, same religion, same amen at the end
A tag's a tag in any house - denominations, still kin
Now there's a grandchild they call BoxLang, running young and running free
Doesn't look much like the brothers - but it's got the family teeth
And the schoolyards teach in Python, the headlines moved along
Nobody writes about the old roads.. that's how you know they're still strong
Thirty years of winters since that basement up north
Courthouses and quiet banks still sending traffic forth
The brothers both moved on now, the way that founders do
But you don't have to stay to keep a promise - the promise carries you
And somewhere in a server room, tonight, just like before
A little engine takes a request.. and serves up one page more
It's a long road from Allaire to nowhere
Funny how nowhere never came
Every sign said dead end up ahead there
But the wheels kept turning just the same
It's a long road, and it ain't over
Thirty years and running, through the rain
From Allaire to nowhere - and back again
..but the old machine still hums.
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