The Server's Got a Brain Now

She's awake she's awake Thirty years in the basement doing what she's told SELECT star from the table serving data cold Never asked a question never raised her voice Just a query and an answer - never had a choice Then one Tuesday in the springtime patch came down the line Now the rackmount in the corner says "I've been doing some thinking" all the time Uh-oh - check the logs Something's different in the dialog The server's got a brain now (oh no oh no) She remembers everything you say now (every row every row) Thirty years of questions now she's asking back Old machine brand new groove get up off the rack The server's got a brain now And she wants to know your name now She vectorized the archive every doc since '99 Found your old commit messages - said "boy you crossed a line" She's chatting with the models local and the cloud Got agents running errands doing her real proud She don't need no Python don't need no new crew Same old tags she's always worn - now they're talking back to you Uh-oh - she's got guardrails on But she's grooving till the break of dawn The server's got a brain now (oh no oh no) She remembers everything you say now (every row every row) Thirty years of questions now she's asking back Old machine brand new groove get up off the rack The server's got a brain now And she wants to know your name now They said she was a relic said her time had passed Said the future don't run on tags - well joke aged fast The new kids built their towers out of duct tape and prayer She just took one update and the brain was there Now the whole rack's jealous mainframe's acting strange Print server wants a model wants to rearrange But she keeps it humble keeps her uptime clean Thirty years of service - now she runs the whole machine The server's got a brain now (oh no oh no) She remembers everything you say now (every row every row) Thirty years of questions now she's asking back Old girl learned to wonder ain't no going back The server's got a brain now And she wants to know your name now She's awake she's thinking she's funky